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routes/api/joke.ts

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+import { FreshContext } from "$fresh/server.ts";
+
+// Jokes courtesy of https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/programmer-jokes/
+const JOKES = [
+  "Why do Java developers often wear glasses? They can't C#.",
+  "A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says “can I join you?”",
+  "Wasn't hard to crack Forrest Gump's password. 1forrest1.",
+  "I love pressing the F5 key. It's refreshing.",
+  "Called IT support and a chap from Australia came to fix my network connection.  I asked “Do you come from a LAN down under?”",
+  "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.",
+  "Why are assembly programmers often wet? They work below C level.",
+  "My favourite computer based band is the Black IPs.",
+  "What programme do you use to predict the music tastes of former US presidential candidates? An Al Gore Rhythm.",
+  "An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hostelry, public house.",
+];
+
+export const handler = (_req: Request, _ctx: FreshContext): Response => {
+  const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * JOKES.length);
+  const body = JOKES[randomIndex];
+  return new Response(body);
+};